Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
