I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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