He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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