That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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