Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
