Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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