He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
