haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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