I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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