i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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