So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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