I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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