I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My pussy is not your playground.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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