I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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