Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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