fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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