let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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