And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fuck appropriateness.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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