yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
you never un-have a 4some
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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