seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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