Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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