like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
