HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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