Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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