can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And then he peed in my hair
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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