I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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