So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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