We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
True strength comes from lack of pants
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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