Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
