this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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