I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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