id be glad to
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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