They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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