Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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