Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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