ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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