How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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