Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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