ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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