Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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