I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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