Your tits are I can't wait for
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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