5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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