I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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