Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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