these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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