Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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