i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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