Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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