Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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