I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I would ride that face into the sunset
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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