Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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