we're blogging at a bar
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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