the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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